The Compleat Waterfo(u)wler: A Discourse on Duck Hunting with a Little Goose on the Side - Tapa dura

"Pass under a couple more pages of Buck's book, will you?"--overheard from the head of the U.S. Fish and Wildlife Service

This volume offers the last word on duck hunting, from the author of "The Original Roadkill Cookbook". From the moral base camp of the Valhalla Lounge, deep inside Buck Peterson's Duck Lodge and Advanced Plucking Center, Buck provides meaningful answers on how to call ducks (based on the latest research on how drakes and hens communicate); how to identify game species such as the rare Johnathan Divingsom Seaduck and the Fly Blue-Wing Devils; how to measure trophy ducks using official Boom and Crockpot Club standards; how ducks interpret near-death experiences (NDE); and more. At great risk, Buck exposes the dog lovers' conspiracy to dominate the retriever world and explains the advantages of owning a duck-retrieving pig. A gourmet chef and an all-around sportsman, Buck also shares his recipes for duck spare parts.