You Can Be Anything: From A to Z - Tapa dura

A hilarious look at the horrors of the adult world provides a tongue-in-cheek rebuttal to Dr. Seuss's Oh, the Places You'll Go in an alphabetical anthology of twenty-six scenarios that captures the dark side of adulthood. 20,000 first printing.

ed. Her real parents didn't want her so they gave her away to go live with strangers. Are you a good girl?!

Thus begins Sarah Montague’s hilariously perverse You Can Be Anything! From A to Z. Like a fiendish rebuttal to Oh, the Places You'll Go! penned by the gene-spliced spawn of Charles Addams and Edward Gorey, this alphabetical anthology reveals the dark side of adulthood in twenty-six pitch-perfect, deadpan scenarios. It’s the perfect book for the genuinely jaded.